Once upon a time, this epic son of a bitch was my senator. And then he was like “lol, brb” and then he went to outer space. Again. Like a boss.
I’M SORRY, HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SENATOR WHO WENT TO GODDAMN OUTER SPACE WHILE STILL YOUR SENATOR?
Unless you lived in Utah in 1985, the answer is “NO.”
Fuck yeah, Ohio.
Obligatory reblog, because she said it much better than I did. “Epic son of a bitch” indeed.
Heavy-handed, but dope.
Lets go to space!!
Obligatory reblog, because she said it much better than I did. “Epic...bitch” indeed.