Nine summers ago, I went for a visit,
To see if the moon was green cheese.
When we arrived, people on earth asked: “Is it?”
We answered: “No cheese, no bees, no trees.”
There were rocks and hills and a remarkable view
Of the beautiful earth that you know,
It’s a nice place to visit, and I’m certain that you
will enjoy it when you go.
-from the children’s magazine Mini Page, 1978
I’m sure I will. I’m sure I will.
I submit that this is the most charming thing I will see on the Internet today.
This is very cute.
Neil Armstrong: Quiet badass and the cutest person alive.