We have got to find a better way to handle correspondence, but this “open letter” method is probably the best option for now, so here we go:

shockyaeyelidz writes “Free buttons and stickers? :O or?..”

FYO: :O works, but we’re more like :D Send us your address and we’ll send you a few.

sandalsotool, we need your address too.

stevenisxxx writes “I’m just moving there, but I love Ohio so much. Have it tattooed on my arm!”

FYO: That’s what we’re talkin’ about! We’ve seen half a dozen Ohio tattoos at a single show. We’ve seen Ohio tattoos in Texas. We… are giving the tattoo thing some serious thought. 

rightelbow writes “I live in ohio but go to school in west virginia don’t be alarmed lol”

FYO: We are all about our Ohio expatriates. If you did not go forth and spread the good word, where would we be? We’ve shipped goodies to Ohioans and Ohio fans all over the world. Your buttons and stickers should arrive very soon.